It is very difficult to write exact word to describe the depth of love of a father who’s always been behind for you. We are here with collection of Father’s Day quotes to celebrate Father’s Day. Laughter is an excellent gift for anyone. Make your father Laugh with Funny Father’s Day quotes and make him feel special this year with the very best Father’s Day quotes and sayings about fatherhood.
Funny Father’s Day Quotes That Only a Dad Could Love
“My father only hit me once — but he used a Volvo.” Bob Monkhouse
“Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.” Robert Orben
“I have always had the feeling I could do anything, and my dad told me I could. I was in college before I found out he might be wrong.” Ann Richards
“I love producing children. It’s fun! I don’t like taking care of children, but I love producing children.” Donald Trump
“Men should always change diapers. It’s a very rewarding experience. It’s mentally cleansing. It’s like washing dishes, but imagine if the dishes were your kids, so you really love the dishes.” Chris Martin
“A lot of controversy over this possible invasion of Iraq. In fact, Nelson Mandela was so upset, he called Bush’s dad. How embarrassing, when world leaders start calling your father.” Jay Leno
“It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t.” Barbara Kingsolver
“Here’s the cycle: They wake up, they cry, they go to the breast, they eat, they poo or pee, you change a diaper, and they go back to sleep. It’s much harder for my wife than for me because she’s pumping or nursing.” Patrick Dempsey
“Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then, fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher’s mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.” Jimmy Piersall
“The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.” Bertrand Russell
“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.” Jerry Seinfeld
“Man, if I can get a burp out of that little thing I feel such a sense of accomplishment.” Brad Pitt
“To be a successful father there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years.” Ernest Hemingway
“A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.” Gabriel Garcia Marquez
“The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.” Tim Russert
“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.” Mark Twain
“I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, “My dad can beat up your dad.” I’d say, “Yeah? When?” Bill Hicks
By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.” Charles Wadsworth
Father’s Day is the perfect time to celebrate and show the love and care for your lovely Dad. On the day you can to show every father figure around you how much they mean to you. A personalized card with a special message for dad will let him know how much you appreciate all of his precious advice and unconditional support.
SHORT AND SWEET FATHER’S DAY QUOTES
“The power of a dad in a child’s life is unmatched.” —Justin Ricklefs
“It is a wise father that knows his own child.” —William Shakespeare
“Dad: A son’s first hero, a daughter’s first love.” —Unknown
“A girl’s first true love is her father.” —Marisol Santiago
“One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.” —George Herbert
“A father doesn’t tell you that he loves you. He shows you.” —Dimitri the Stoneheart
“Fathers just have a way of putting everything together.” —Erika Cosby
“Behind every great daughter is a truly amazing father.” —Unknown
“To her, the name of father was another name for love.” —Fanny Fern
“The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.” —Tim Russert
“No music is so pleasant to my ears as that word―father.” —Lydia Maria Child
“Fathers, be good to your daughters. You are the god and the weight of her world.” —John Mayer
“A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow.” —Unknown
“When my father didn’t have my hand, he had my back.” —Linda Poindexter
“The greatest mark of a father is how he treats his children when no one is looking.” —Dan Pearce
Here you find the perfect Father’s Day card sayings for the dad. Whatever you call him with love, pops, pa, dad, grumpy old man or step-dad, we’ve got great fathers day sayings for cards ideas.
“I am beyond proud of the father you’ve become. Happy Father’s Day, son.”
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Father is someone who, no matter how old you are, will always catch you if you fall.
There’s no possible way I could pay you back for all that you have done for me growing up, but I greatly appreciate all your hard work raising me. I wouldn’t be who I am today without you.
It’s that time of year again when everyone tries to tell themselves that they had the best dad in the world. I really did have the best dad in the world, so they can’t be right.
SHORT AND SWEET FATHER’S DAY QUOTES
SHORT AND SWEET FATHER’S DAY QUOTES
“Dad: A son’s first hero, a daughter’s first love.” —Unknown
“The power of a dad in a child’s life is unmatched.” —Justin Ricklefs
“It is a wise father that knows his own child.” —William Shakespeare
“A father doesn’t tell you that he loves you. He shows you.” —Dimitri the Stoneheart
“One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.” —George Herbert
“A girl’s first true love is her father.” —Marisol Santiago
“A father’s smile has been known to light up a child’s entire day.” —Susan Gale
“Fathers just have a way of putting everything together.” —Erika Cosby
“Behind every great daughter is a truly amazing father.” —Unknown
“To her, the name of father was another name for love.” —Fanny Fern
“The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.” —Tim Russert
“No music is so pleasant to my ears as that word―father.” —Lydia Maria Child
“A father carries pictures where his money used to be.” —Steve Martin
“When my father didn’t have my hand, he had my back.” —Linda Poindexter
“A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow.” —Unknown
“The greatest mark of a father is how he treats his children when no one is looking.” —Dan Pearce
“Fathers, be good to your daughters. You are the god and the weight of her world.” —John Mayer
CARING AND INSPIRATIONAL FATHER’S DAY QUOTES
“Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, storytellers and singers of song.” —Unknown
“A dad is someone who wants to catch you when you fall. Instead he picks you up, brushes you off and lets you try again.” —Unknown
“I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father’s protection.” —Sigmund Freud
“No one in this world can love a girl more than her father.” —Michael Ratnadeepak
“It doesn’t matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was.” —Anne Sexton
“My father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future.” —Liza Minnelli
“No man I ever met was my father’s equal, and I never loved any other man as much.” —Hedy Lamarr
“My father didn’t do anything unusual. He only did what dads are supposed to do—be there.” —Max Lucado
“Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever.” —Unknown
“She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father.” —Harper Lee
“A father is neither an anchor to hold us back, nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way.” —Unknown
“When you need real understanding, when you need someone to care, when you need someone to guide you … A father’s always there.” —Thomas J. Langley
“What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity.” —Jean Paul
“Every son quotes his father, in words and in deeds.” —Terri Guillemets
FUNNY AND ENDEARING FATHER’S DAY QUOTES
“Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn’t teach me everything he knows.” —Al Unser
“A good father is one whose only reason for putting down a laughing baby is to pick up a crying one.” —Linda Poindexter
“A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.” —Gabriel Garcia Marquez
“You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” —Jerry Seinfeld
“A father is a banker provided by nature.” —French proverb
“A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be.” —Frank A. Clark
“By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.” —Charles Wadworth
